HUMAN LIES//:
YOU LOOK GREAT TODAY
YOU SMELL GOOD
NO IT DOESN'T HURT
NO IT'S FINE
I'M FINE, THANKS
IT TASTES GREAT
I'M ATTRACTED TO YOU
IT DOESN'T BOTHER ME
I LOVE IT HERE
YOU'RE FINE
I WASN'T OFFENDED
IT DIDN'T PHASE ME
I'M NOT SCARED
NO THANK YOU
NO, I'M NOT HUNGRY
I'M NOT AFRAID OF THE DARK
NO, I COULDN'T HEAR WHAT YOU GUYS WERE TALKING ABOUT
I'M OVER IT
I DON'T THINK ABOUT IT ANYMORE
NO, IT DOESN'T BOTHER ME IF YOU ASK
I'M TRYING
SHE SAID NO
MY HOMEWORK IS DONE
I DON'T GET SCARED EASILY
I COULD BEAT YOU UP
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
YEAH I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
OH I'VE DEFINITELY HEARD THAT BAND
I HATE THEM
I LOVE YOU
IT'S ALL GOOD
I SLEPT GREAT
I'M EXCITED
I DON'T KNOW
I CAN'T REMEMBER
I ALREADY SENT IT
I'M ON MY WAY
I'M IN COLLEGE
I GOT A 31 ON MY ACT
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this is so good. and so true
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ReplyDeleteNO IT'S FINE
I'M FINE, THANKS"
i love this real post.
The lies you told of were so TRUE!!! I love reading this stuff its amazing.
ReplyDeleteThis is the coolest take on the fear prompt. So very true and a little scary.. I also am in love your blog.
ReplyDeletehttp://this post is easily my favorite of the robot posts and it made me think "when people offer you something that you want but you say no thank you even though you want it. Like how is that being more polite by lying to them if they are offering it" anyway norms are weird sometimes great post.com/stolen
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